We are gathered here to mourn the passing of Rawbean's Rants, a two year old blog who went well before it's time. Written by Rawbean herself, the blog entertained millions, okay dozens, of internet users with tales of shopping, crime, various social activities, interior design, etc with crude MS Paint illustrations. No more will she grace us with the gift of blog contests or educate us on various mildly obscure music trends. Deprived we will be of our weekly Rawbean fix and thus we bow our heads in prayer.
Oh internet father Google, please hear our pleas for quality amateur online content. May the pain and suffering of our loss not dishearten the millions who try and write their thoughts; however useless they may be, everyday. May we remember the joys that Rawbean's Rants gave to us and may it's passing make us strong in our commitment to serve you.
In this we pray to you oh earthly online lord Google, Amen.
I thank those that have gathered here to witness the full life of Rawbean's Rants. We are fortunate that the blog has not been deleted so therefore we can relive such great moments it gave to us. Let us go in peace to love and serve the blogsphere.
"I can't think of a new post...So I've decided this is the end of my blog. It's been fun and it's hard to let go, but I don't want to do a half ass blog. I'll be back doing something else I'm sure and I will still read all of your blogs! Thanks for stopping by over the past 2+ years!!" - Rawbean