At work today I passed a member of our management team and saw her enter the bathroom with her laptop open. This disturbs me more than it should. Now whenever I get an email/IM/etc from her I imagine she has that wincing look of strife when passing one's bowels.
Now some of you may be thinking that I have no room to talk, for reasons I won't go into detail, but still....
I think it's best to just stop typing at this point.
"For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end." - Catherine Zeta-Jones