The staff at One Bad Apple will be on vacation for ten days as your author will be getting hitched. Yes the hurricane soaked tropical paradise is in order and hearts will break all over the Republic of Texas as my fiance will be officially off the market.
Yes boys you're too late.
So for ten days you shall not be highly entertained with stories of a northwesterner experiencing southern/Texan culture nor will you be provided with bad music.
Goodbye to all in the blogsphere, but fear not, for I shall return.
"I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well." - Oliver Goldsmith