The porn industry often takes titles that are popular in mainstream cinema and parodies them in often humorous if not vulgar ways. Films like 'Edward Penishands', 'Star Fuck 3, The Search for Sperm', and 'Geriatric Park' are just a few titles that are not for the squemish.'Pirates' is a different story altogether. It's a 129 minute porn that seems to take itself way to seriously. Not content with simple orgasm laced satire the film supposedly takes a somewhat legitamite plot and probably the biggest budget an X rated film has received since 'Caligula'. Try to imagine the latest drama or action film you've seen. Now try to picture the director adding an anal sequence for no apparent reason.
What's even more funny about this is that the film's length has been cut so they can re-release this as a MPAA approved R rated film, which will coincide with the release of the sequel to Pirates of the Carribean. So imagine again a terribly acted pirate movie with lots of boobies and references to the fine art of wenching.
Actually this may be worth seeing. I just hope they have a money shot with someone screaming "Arrrrhhh".
“The average man will bristle if you say his father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that his great-grandfather was a pirate.” - Benn Williams
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