What the hell is wrong with them?

In news that makes me so sick I had to fart a group of Dutch pedophiles are creating their own political party demanding representation in parliment. The Charity, Freedom and Diversity party are adovcating dropping the age of sexual consent from 16 to 12, then abolishing it altogether. They also want child porn legal as well as bestiality. The farm in Enumclaw WA is unavailable for comment.

The party is seeking legalization for everyone to be able to walk around in public naked. While this may seem cool to some I don't want to have to explain to a child why the 360 lb man decided to mow his lawn without pants, nor do I want to have to pay for the kid's therapy. Call me a prude, but I don't want to go produce shopping while witnessing a bunch of hairy naked people browsing through the lettuce.

"A ban just makes children curious," says Ad van den Berg, one of the party's founders. No ban made me curious about sex as a child. Boobies did. If any governement bans them there will be hell to pay.

The Netherlands has always taken a libertarian stance on issues ranging from drugs to prostitution; however this is just fucking wrong. If you have any desire to have sex with someone who is twelve, please seek help. Better yet just kill yourself.

"There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch." - Nigel Powers, Goldmember.

Pedophiles to launch political party