May 30, 2006

What the hell is wrong with them?

In news that makes me so sick I had to fart a group of Dutch pedophiles are creating their own political party demanding representation in parliment. The Charity, Freedom and Diversity party are adovcating dropping the age of sexual consent from 16 to 12, then abolishing it altogether. They also want child porn legal as well as bestiality. The farm in Enumclaw WA is unavailable for comment.

The party is seeking legalization for everyone to be able to walk around in public naked. While this may seem cool to some I don't want to have to explain to a child why the 360 lb man decided to mow his lawn without pants, nor do I want to have to pay for the kid's therapy. Call me a prude, but I don't want to go produce shopping while witnessing a bunch of hairy naked people browsing through the lettuce.

"A ban just makes children curious," says Ad van den Berg, one of the party's founders. No ban made me curious about sex as a child. Boobies did. If any governement bans them there will be hell to pay.

The Netherlands has always taken a libertarian stance on issues ranging from drugs to prostitution; however this is just fucking wrong. If you have any desire to have sex with someone who is twelve, please seek help. Better yet just kill yourself.

"There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch." - Nigel Powers, Goldmember.

Pedophiles to launch political party

4 comments:

Scott said...

That is just messed up. At least if they all register with a party you would know where to arrest them all.

There is a group in the states called the Man-Boy Love something... there is an acronym that I can't think of at the moment. Messed UP.

Scott

jinsane said...

I'm sorry, I'll be back in a minute - I have to go puke!

Mattbear said...

Scott: that would be NAMBLA, the North American Man/Boy Love Association, and a sick bunch they are.

I have a fabulous dream of getting the membership rosters of NAMBLA and the KKK and making them both very, very public. Like name/social security number/address public. And then just sit back and see what happens.

jinsane said...

Matt: GREAT IDEA! I'm in.