In news no one really cares about except for perverts who enjoy looking at naked women, which would include me, Playboy has announced their new Playmate of the Year. This year they did the safe choice going with a blonde, blue-eyed gal with big boobs.
What's so special about this one though? Well she used to work for DisneyWorld dressing up in character costumes such as Cinderella and the Little Mermaid. Oh the images I have swirling in my brain are so wrong. So very, very wrong.
For the honor of being Playmate of the Year you get $100,000, plus a car and a motorbike. Oh and you get to spend an evening with Hugh Hefner while he demonstrates the miracles of Viagra. Lucky girl indeed. Not a bad reward for being hot.
"Picasso had his pink period and his blue period. I am in my blonde period right now." - Hugh Hefner
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