Feb 21, 2006

Spreading the good word one lap dance at a time.

Heather Veitch, a former exotic dancer, has reformed her crotch grinding ways and found Jesus. As most people of the faith she decided to start her own ministry to recruit people into the body of Christ. She and a couple of former strippers are tackling this often times difficult task the best way they know how, through lapdances.

Instead of using a more traditional method of knocking on peoples' doors or handing out leaflets at bus stops, Heather and her cohorts are going to strip clubs. They shell out money for lapdances and preach the word of the bible to the dancers in hopes of getting them off the pole and into the pews. They communicate the word while the naked lady grinds them.

As a minister has said to me, "If you reach one it's all worth it". I think I'm going to hell for the images this story creates for me.

"Do we ask gluttons to stop eating too much before they come to church? Sin is sin." - Heather Veitch

Former Stripper Not Typical Evangelical
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2 comments:

jinsane said...

OMG! I've heard it all now.

I go to strip clubs here and there, so maybe I should start doing that! Or NOT!!!

I think her entire view on this issue is one big contradiction. Not that there's anything wrong with that. LOL

Wiwille said...

Jinsane - Contradiction or not it's a hot girl getting lap dances. I for one am all for it.