Don't tempt God.

My mother always told me never to tempt God. I always believed in that thinking that God wouldn't look too kindly on me trying to test his abilities, if not his existence.

A man in Kiev recently decided that the Lord would save him in an unusual test of faith. He entered a zoo and shouted to everyone that God would save him. He then lowered himself into a lion's exhibit. God decided not to prove this man right as the fellow became eligible for a Darwin Award. Simba is unavailable for comment.

Call me cold, but I'm kind of glad this guy is no longer able to reproduce.

"In the survival of favoured individuals and races, during the constantly-recurring struggle for existence, we see a powerful and ever-acting form of selection." - Charles Darwin

Lioness in zoo kills man who invoked God