Jun 6, 2006

Washington State makes online poker a felony. Tad found packing his bags and moving to Oregon.

Yes this great state of Washington decided that since all other problems have been solved that the one activity that will destroy the fabric of our society is online poker. In what seems like a under publicized piece of legislation, online poker players can now face a penalty of up to 5 years in prison for making a bet online.

What self richeous bunch of pansies we are. Seriously we cannot allow someone to simply make a bet on cards. Move to Washington folks where the state knows what's best for your personal life. It sure beats having to make those decisions for yourself.

"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." - Steven Wright

Washington State Makes It a Felony to Play Poker Online

1 comment:

jinsane said...

Are you kidding me? Don't they have anything more important to focus on?