Jun 29, 2006

Kids have it so good now a days.

Stephen Cole, a middle school student, is under investigation for playing a game of tag on school grounds. Sounds harmless you say? Well he and a group of girls, who call themselves 'The Bi-Sexuals' have placed an interesting spin on the old playground activity.

Instead of just touching someone which requires them to be "it" Stephen and the girls allegedly made a rule that only the breast would be appropriate for the game. Yes they were tagging each other's boobs. I don't have boobs, but I imagine that would hurt. If I were in this game I would call do overs all the time. Being "it" would have little consequence.

Amazing. Never in my day did stuff like this...wait...I just typed 'never in my day'. Okay pass me my bottle of Ensure while I yell at the young whipper snappers who are loitering on my lawn. This Halloween I'll be passing out raisins.

"I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women." - Bernard Manning


Scott said...

That is classic. Kids these days eh?


Mattbear said...

Jeez...where were these kind of girls when I was in middle school?