There's a guy I work with who's located in our Texas office. I only communicate with him by phone and we've never seen each other. Tonight he hits me with this gem:
"Hey Erik. Did anyone ever tell you you sound like Kiefer Sutherland?" he said.
"Really?" I replied. "I've never heard that in my entire life."
"Yeah you do," he said. "Only sometimes though. You should make commercials for a living."
There's a thought. So apparently I have a creepy voice that I can use to hock merchandise for the Japanese.
I've been told that I look like a cross between Henry Rollins and Ray Liotta, which I take as a compliment, but never have I been compared to the likes of Kiefer. I don't know how I feel about that honestly. With the looks of Henry and the voice of Kiefer I imagine that when people first meet me they assume I abuse puppies.
"I liked the ceremony, the ritual of preparing cocaine, as much as doing it. I did it for a year, loved it, then stopped. Now I feel the same way about cooking." - Kiefer Sutherland
This Kiefer commercial makes no sense: