Jul 19, 2006

I should've gone into broadcasting.

There's a guy I work with who's located in our Texas office. I only communicate with him by phone and we've never seen each other. Tonight he hits me with this gem:

"Hey Erik. Did anyone ever tell you you sound like Kiefer Sutherland?" he said.

"Really?" I replied. "I've never heard that in my entire life."

"Yeah you do," he said. "Only sometimes though. You should make commercials for a living."

There's a thought. So apparently I have a creepy voice that I can use to hock merchandise for the Japanese.

I've been told that I look like a cross between Henry Rollins and Ray Liotta, which I take as a compliment, but never have I been compared to the likes of Kiefer. I don't know how I feel about that honestly. With the looks of Henry and the voice of Kiefer I imagine that when people first meet me they assume I abuse puppies.

"I liked the ceremony, the ritual of preparing cocaine, as much as doing it. I did it for a year, loved it, then stopped. Now I feel the same way about cooking." - Kiefer Sutherland

This Kiefer commercial makes no sense:


Mattbear said...

Dude, it's Japanese. Nothing about Japanese TV makes sense, I am convinced of this.

Wiwille said...

Mattbear - After viewing the japander site I highly agree with you.