Jul 19, 2006

On August 5th many British kittens will die.

In what is quite possibly the oddest charity drive ever the San Francisco-based Centre for Sex and Culture organizes a Masturbate-a-thon. Yes you read that right. Many people get together to spank to raise money for safe sex groups.

Not content with keeping this as a strictly American activity they exported the idea to the UK, which will be filmed for a documentary that will air on British television on August 5th.

I've walked for charity, but never have I even thought about pleasuring myself in a room full of guys. Just the thought of me and my friends doing that in each other's presence makes it hard to believe it's even possible. Now if all my friends looked like Aishwarya Rai well maybe I could step up to the plate and give to the needy. Granted I'd probably wouldn't get much mileage. Actually they couldn't use me at all, cause I never masturbate...ever.

I wish someone would come up with a punch-stupid-people-in-the-face-a-thon.

"Following on from the success of 'Penis week', we feel this is exactly the type of provocative and mischievous programming that Channel 4 should be covering in the 11pm slot. Masturbation is something many people do but not many people talk about," - Andrew MacKenzie

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Cherry! said...

Got here from Scott's blog.

That is hilarious! A big toss off! who'd have thought?!?!

I like the punch-stupid-people-in-the-face-a-thon. That's one thing I'd really get into!

Scott said...

I am all for punching people in the face.

We have an unofficial masturbation day here in Toronto... it is organized but you take care of business at home... you know... for those people who actually do that kind of thing.


Captain Scarlet said...

Only real assholes (usually closet fags!) want to punch people in the face! I'd rather jack off any day!

Captain Scarlet has spoken!