'Girls Gone Wild' are now humanitarians.

For years I believed that breasts are the key to all that is good. Well not all breasts. Okay some, but they are out there and they will save humanity from destruction.

Currently the makers of 'Girls Gone Wild', best known for filming drunk girls flashing their boobs, decided to donate proceeds of their latest videos to the Katrina victims. Kind of makes sense considering they made a buttload of money off the town's female population. Mardi Gras is notorious for public intoxication and the tradition of trading beads for a flash. No longer are they just known for exploiting college age women and angering parents across the country.

I appreciate the good works of the 'Girls Gone Wild' producers for showing the world that good nudity can play a vital part in humanitarian relief. A precedent has been set and it's a great one.

Fathers everywhere are sweating in anger over this.

"So my number one job is to keep her off the pole. We don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper you fucked up." - Chris Rock

Breast-flashing video proceeds donated to Katrina victims