Sep 26, 2005

Killer dolphins

Apparently the US Navy has trained dolphins swimming around with headgear that shoots terrorist divers with narcotic laced darts. Seriously. This is not a B movie script I'm referencing, although that may be in the works right now. It'll star Eric Roberts.

Hurricane Katrina has washed these dolphins deep into the Gulf of Mexico and these dolphins have gone crazy shooting innocent divers. As sad as it is using dolphins for national security this whole scenario is hilarious. Flipper has gone postal on tourists.

I wonder if the Department of Homeland Security has RPG launching deer.

It should be noted that the source of this news is not known for it's stellar fact checking so use your best judgment.

"The happiness of the bee and the dolphin is to exist. For man it is to know that and to wonder at it." - Jacques Yves Cousteau

Dolphin assassins menace Gulf of Mexico

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