Dec 9, 2005

Another great stab at unoriginality.

Given the success of 'Dukes of Hazard' and 'Starsky and Hutch' Hollywood, in their infinite wisdom, decided to dig deeper into the vault of really bad 70s television and thought "hey why don't we make a 'Chips' movie?" Yes the Erik Estrada vehicle, which launched his career into a black hole of suck, will be shown on the silver screen.

Wilmer Valderrama of That 70s Show fame, but best known for seeing Lindsay Lohan naked, will play Ponch. Cameos by overexposed mildly funny celebrities will ensue.

I really hope this bombs like the Bewitched movie did. Then again I also wish Salma Hayek would finally accept my marriage proposal(s). You'd think 476 times would wear a girl down, but no she has to be stubborn and not accept the fact that we're soul mates. I also would imagine the threat(s) to throw myself off a...uhh...okay...back on topic.

Uhh...this is going to suck. Yeah..suck.

"I always loved Ponch. It was so much fun for me to be him, to put on my duds, get on that bike and bust the bad guys, help out the kids, and to get the babes." - Erik Estrada

Valderrama saddles up for 'CHiPs'

1 comment:

Mattbear said...

Goddamn motherfucking Hollywood remakin' bullshit!

Ok, please pardon the bout of Tourettes brought on by this news. Gilliam can't get "The Man who killed Don Quixote" made, but CHiPs starring motherfucking Fez, oh that gets the green light.

Even overlooking the bad idea that is a big screen version of CHiPs...Fez? You have got to be shitting me. Did the casting call just say "relatively well known hispanic actor with no self-respect or standards"?

Ugh.

And hands off Salma. She's mine.