Holy dear god our administration has turned from incompetent to just plain embarrassing. The US solicitor general's office is filing arguments on behalf of the waste of a human life Anna Nicole Smith. The President's top Supreme Court lawyer wants to assist her in her battle to net millions of dollars from the estate of the really old guy she married years ago.
Does the White House want their poll numbers to get even worse? Is it because she's from Texas that they are taking an interest in this? I don't know and I don't really care. I just want it to stop.
Let this be a lesson to all old guys. Do not, I repeat, do not marry strippers when you're 89. They don't love you. They just want some easy cash when you die. In fact the thought of seeing you naked makes them queasy, but they'll do it to get some dough.
"It's very expensive to be me. It's terrible the things I have to do to be me." - Anna Nicole Smith
Anna Nicole Smith gets White House boost