My coworker Elizabeth has Matt's Official Communism Test posted on her web site. This was created as the result of Matt's inability to accept people into our warm melting pot if they don't like Tootsie Rolls or prefer to ride a bicycle. The tongue firmly embedded in cheek test is quite amusing.
I took the test and I'm 23% godless communist according to Matt. His definition of the percentage is:
"All in all, you're not bad. Perhaps it's not your fault; maybe you had a sheltered childhood, or grew up in Oregon or Canada. At any rate, there's still hope for you."
Kind of funny considering I did grow up in Oregon.
"All I know is I'm not a Marxist." - Karl Marx
Matt's Official Communism Test