Mar 6, 2006

Low APR and a nice rack.

Okay I hope this is a joke, but I've never been one to shy away from posting news and interesting tidbits that involve breasts. Apparently there's a credit card company that offers free breast implants when you sign up with there service.

Reason I think this is a hoax is because last I heard breast implants cost thousands of dollars. I could understand a free toaster or Sponge Bob keychain, but silicone? There's no way they could profit off that.

Oh and the testimonies listed on the site are disturbing as all hell.

"Breast implants gross me out. I don't think they're attractive at all." - Natalie Portman

Plastic Assests

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

So being curious (Like I need bigger boobs than I already have!) I went to the application. I didn't fill it out but I hit the submit button. It said "Hey Girlfriend, due to overwhelming demand our servers are busy. Bummer." Funny though. sam

AccountDeleted said...

Maybe we should send this link to those on Don'tDateHimGirl.com, maybe with a brand new set of these they won't get cheated on... just a thought.