Sexiest woman of the year, brought to you by the superficial rag FHM.

I'm not a fan of the current onslaught of men's magazines such as Maxim, FHM, and Stuff. Sure they're amusing at times and yes I like scantily clad women as much as the next guy, but really I could care less about most of what they print. Some of it's funny, but it's hardly interesting journalism. It helps that I don't relate to someone who drives really expensive cars, listens to stereos that are worth more than my life insurance policy, and sleep with hot bartenders on a weekly basis.

Their lists of hottest women do interests me though and FHM was none to disappoint. Topping their list of this years sexiest is Scarlett Johanson followed by Angelina Jolie and Jessica Alba. Not too surprising really. I'm actually glad they didn't top the list with some 90 lb beanpole of a girl. It's nice to see someone shapely being marketed as a sex kitten. I want the look of the 40s pin ups to come back. Sadly I was born in the wrong decade.

Yes this is really unimportant in the grand scheme of things, but any excuse for me to post pics of hotties brings me happiness. It's the little things...

"I hope they make a video game of me. At least I wouldn't have any cellulite then." - Scarlett Johansson

Johansson Unseats Angelina Jolie In FHM's 'Sexiest Women' Poll