Okay this is kind of creepy.

Scarlett Johansson was recently in a strip club and she claims she didn't enjoy the experience. A lap dance was purchased for her and she felt the stripper was a little rough and bruised the hell out of her.

Well that's not entierly strange really. Many Hollywood starlets can be seen at strip clubs. It seems to be almost en vouge for a girl to enjoy a good lap dance, but Scarlett states she was there with her brother. Call me a prude, but I would never invite a family memeber to a strip club. Not that I've ever been to one.

I couldn't go with her that night, cause I was busy curing cancer and meeting with heads of state to solve global warming. Next time she calls me though I'll make sure to pencil her in.

"I definitely believe in plastic surgery. I don't want to be an old hag. There's no fun in that." - Scarlett Johansson

Stripper Gave Scarlett Johansson a Bone Bruise