Celebrity news is often dull and 99.9% unimportant. I've ran across an article today that has changed my life though. I know now what I need to do and that is become a leading man actor and get casted alongside Keira Knightley. My life's mission of raising an army of sword wielding ninja monkeys will have to wait.
"In five years’ time I’ll be like, 'I’m sorry, I need to be guaranteed a snog with my leading man. Write it into my contract!'" - Keira Knightley.
Keira: I must have a snog