Fox has actually used some sense. Some being the keyword.

In a startling moment of reason the Fox network has cancelled "The Simple Life" starring Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. I haven't been this upset since "Cop Rock" was let go.

Dear god how did "Cop Rock" ever become a show? I mean seriously. Some television exec, who was probably snorting 16 lines of white powder with 2 hookers under his desk, gave the greenlight to a weekly musical about cops. I saw this show once and yes it was as bad as it sounds. But I digress...

I'm very excited to hear that I and the general public will see less of Paris and Nicole. Nicole Richie seems like that girl in high school who really thought she was hot and acted like everyone should bow to her every whim, but if you didn't she'd get really pissed and throw a tantrum and tell all her friends that you had a penis the size of a roll of pennies. That never happened to me of course. Nope never.

And Paris, well every guy has seen what we've want to already so any appearance by her in any other medium besides the internet is moot. She's never been really hot to me and she seems even less attractive when she opens her mouth.

I want a reality show where Scarlett Johanson and Selma Hayek have to spend a week together handcuffed. That's a show I'd watch.

"Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything." - Paris Hilton

Fox cancels 'The Simple Life'