Oct 18, 2005

There is no better reason to be healthy.

In the 'painstakingly obvious' category scientists have found that losing weight will dramatically improve your sex life. I can't think of a better motivation to trim the fat.

Screw the damage to vital organs. To hell with it's affect on an active lifestyle. We should all trim up because we want better oral.

I'm sure there will be a follow up story stating gyms have the highest recruiting rate ever due to this report.

"No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office." - George Bernard Shaw

Lose weight, enjoy a better sex life - U.S. study

2 comments:

elizabeth said...

Does this even qualify as science? I mean, living as we are in a society where the media screams at us 24x7 that skinny is sexy, it seems odd to "discover" that women who lose weight suddenly feel sexier.

Wiwille said...

I wonder how much government funds were used in the formulation of this hypothesis. This is like Oprah material here.