In the 'painstakingly obvious' category scientists have found that losing weight will dramatically improve your sex life. I can't think of a better motivation to trim the fat.
Screw the damage to vital organs. To hell with it's affect on an active lifestyle. We should all trim up because we want better oral.
I'm sure there will be a follow up story stating gyms have the highest recruiting rate ever due to this report.
"No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office." - George Bernard Shaw
Lose weight, enjoy a better sex life - U.S. study