Oct 17, 2005

No man can stand up to the power of a beauty parlor.

In what seems like a scene cut from 'Steel Magnolias 2: Ghetto Style' a man walks into a salon disguised, armed, and demands money. All the women laugh at him. Seriously. Gun waving lunatic got laughed at. The guy was so pissed he just turned and walked off.

Now if this happened in a barber shop things would go rather differently. Man walks into den of haircutting and waves gun and demands cash. In a valiant display of testosterone leaking into the brain, a customer pounces the would be robber. Bullets fly everywhere and many are hurt or dead. Robber makes off with the contents of the register along with the maimed victims wallets. Hails cab for getaway car.

This is why I truly believe women have so much more power over men then vice versa. All they have to do is laugh at us and make jokes about the size of our manhood and we lose all desire for confrontation. If we truly want to win a war easily we must send women out on the front lines. They can do the point at crotch and giggle tactic and any opposing army would surrender or flee.

This story truly kicks ass.

"Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid." - George Carlin

Masked robber laughed out of store

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